Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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