You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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