Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
two words: eviction party
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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