when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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