i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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