Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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