i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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