Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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