Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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