We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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