Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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