Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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