so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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