I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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