I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
