she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm always down for nudity.
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