She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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