It's Friday. Sex?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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