so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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