Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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