What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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