we have officially lost it.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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