Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
