My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I party with great urgency now.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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