my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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