so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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