she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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