WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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