She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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