I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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