her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
ugly people sure do ruin things
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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