youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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