Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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