There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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