The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize
