Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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