The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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