I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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