Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
