I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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