At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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