If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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