i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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