Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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