So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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