i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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