I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
