i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
you never un-have a 4some
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