I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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