But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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