We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
What drink are we having for lunch?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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