It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i've created a new STD.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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