I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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