the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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