So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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