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(502): View more from Kentucky

everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person

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(636): View more from Missouri

she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.

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(734): View more from Michigan

They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.

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(310): View more from California

I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you

(1-910): View more from North Carolina

Do a rail off the baby station in my honor

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.

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